Here She Is . . .

(singing in a baritone voice with orchestral background music)

. . . Ms. Sarah M. Anderson

(wild applause and some happy sobbing)

Yes, the Judges** have spoken, and Thoughtful Yet Serious Sarah is the Winner!

Let’s have a warm round of applause for our runner-up: Bug Bite Sarah!

Should Thoughtful Yet Serious Sarah be unable to complete her reign as Ms. Sarah M. Anderson (or if an editor casts a trumping vote), Bug Bite Sarah will assume the crown.

The Consolation Prize (which is nothing but another mention in the blog) goes to Tree Girl Sarah.

An Authorial Mom favorite, Tree Girl is going to spend her new-found free time polishing her hand waving and Vaseline-slicked smile, just in case a horrible ‘accident’ should befall one or more of our winners.

Well, that wraps up the 2010 Ms. Sarah M. Anderson Beauty Contest. I’d like to thank all of our Judges** for casting their votes. It was a difficult choice to make, but the people have spoken.

So, on behalf of Ms. Sarah M. Anderson, I’m Burt Hasselhoff, signing off!

(singing in a baritone voice with orchestral background music)

There She Is, Ms. Sarah M. Anderson . . . .

(Fade to commercial)

**That would be you, Loyal Reader(s)

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